So, today I will start the ball rolling (by mentioning this advice to one person) and see where it lands. Board members and the editor of the newspaper should definitely know my name by the end of the day.
AHHHHHHH!!!!!! This is crazy. I still haven't slept. I don't know how I can keep this up much longer.
(Maybe I'll just go get drunk with my friend, Heather Armstrong - you know her, she's the really bad parent.)