You say "to-may-to", I say "to-maw-to"

Over dinner tonight:

Harrison: Why do they sometimes call hotdogs, wieners?

Chris: Uh, mmm, uh - that's just what they're called sometimes.

Harrison: It could be because they're shaped the same way as a penis.

Chris: Uh, oh, ummmm, I don't think so.

Harrison: That's what I think.