Dolphins! Real dolphins! I love my dad. He’s incredibly intelligent and has a great, dry sense of humor, but when it comes to tact – or how-to-get-close-your-daughter-quickly genes – he needs work.
Heard this morning as I was trying on some pants I found in my mom’s closet with the tags still on.
“Wow, Mom must have bought those when she had gained a lot of weight.”
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